Monday, August 30, 2010

Frivolous Attributes of a Successful Marketeer

August 28, 2010 Tim Thomason – Thomason Media Group/Atlanta



To kick off the week, a quick marketing snippet post on some slightly more frivolous personal attributes required to be a successful marketer (this one goes to 11).

1. First make sure your skin is thick, and by this I mean rhino thick, as your resolve will always be challenged.

2. Hearing should be acute when required and selective when in the presence of those way out of their depth.

3. Eyes needless to say must always remain wide open and not blinkered if you want embrace new ideas.


4. Mouths should be controlled by the brain and not the heart – a difficult one!

5. Teeth should be clenched and lips sealed when in the presence of a lesser genius.

6. Necks should be stout, always reined in and never presented for the block.

7. Backs should be strong and straight – That way you’ll stand head and shoulders above those more spineless around you.

8. Feet should be coordinated for a quick get a way but independent to avoid jumping in with both.

9. Hands should be open as fists make marks.

10. Muscles need to be flexed from time to time to ensure understanding.

11. Thoughts should be kept to yourself and ideas copyrighted in writing at the time of creation.

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